CARS VS WOMEN

Hello, hello. I had some time to kill before going to bed(seeing that is insanely hot) and I was thinking, why do people keep comparing women to cars and vice versa? Not to mention the fact that others treasure their car more than they do their woman. So here are my thoughts on this. First thing's first, how do you obtain a car and how do you obtain a woman? There are numerous ways to obtain both, first and the easiest would be MONEY. If you have a lot of money you can get the car of your dreams, if not so much well then, you'll probably have enough for a car to get you from place to place. The same with women, if you have money, don't worry, they will come to you, or you can find one by going from club to club, as you would with a car from dealer to dealer. Now don't call me misogynistic, you know that such women exist. Moving forward, if you cannot afford to go from club to club, you can go from park to park or pub and most likely you will find a girl will accept your company by buying them a drink rather than expensive jewelry. If money is out of the question whatsoever, you could start participating at different radio contest or shows to maybe win a car, the same way you could win a girl's heart by sweet talking her and complimenting her, basically be a human being not a dick. When you have obtained one or the other they both require maintenance. Not necessarily in the same way, you change a car's oil, you buy your woman something so she knows you still care. Of course there is that other option, where you can rent a car or "rent” a woman. Sure you can save up for 2-3 months and rent a super awesome car, but does it feel the same? Yeah you can brag with it, drive it around, but in the end YOU know it's not yours and you cannot keep it, so you can enjoy the lousy car you can actually get and call it yours or once a year pretend to be something you are not. The same goes for a woman, you can do ALMOST whatever you want with her, you enjoy your time together, but just like the car, how well do you feel when you know that many others have used it before. So you could get a regular girl/woman enjoy your time together in your OWN old cheap car, and make the best with what you got. You can also "pimp" your car as well as you could with a woman. You can get your car a new paint job, or get your girl some new clothes or boobs or ass or rims for your car and so on. Last but not least, you could steal a car and you can "steal" a woman/girl, which is basically kidnapping and then the police will be after you in both cases, so better not get any ideas. These were my thoughts on how cars and women are alike. If you have anything else to add, do it in the comment section.

Multumesc Universitatea Cuza

Oare cum sa incep? Pai ziua am inceput-o destul de apatic, fara chef si a continuat asa pana pe la ora 14:00 cand aveam un examen de dat in corpul G al Universitatii Cuza, insa inainte de examen am zis sa ma alimentez si eu un pic mancand un sandvis.Si cum stateam eu asa pe langa Corpul G, vad ceva ce-mi starneste curiozitatea, o esarfa care parea ca invelste cineva, si cine ma cunoaste stie ca sunt o persoana destul de curioasa, dar pana acum nu am patit nimic grav din cauza acesteia.Am dat sa fac un pas spre locul unde se afla acea esarfa, cand calc pe un canal si hop, am intrat in el.Ceea ce a fost inselator e ca acel capac era pus deasura si parea sa fie destul de stabil, insa cum am calcat un pic pe marginea capacului, gravitatia si-a facut efectul.M-am ales cu vanatai si contuzii(dupa cum a spus doctorul de la UPU) plus pastile care trebuie luate care cica nu fac asa de bine la stomac.In fine, ideea e ca Universitatea presupun ca stie de acel canal rautacios si totusi nu a ales sa faca nimic ca deh, SE VEDE!!, si eu l-am vazut insa capacul arata destul de bine pus insa, Doamne, ce m-am inselat.Daca traiam prin State, puteam da in judecata Universitatea si zic eu aveam castig de cauza, adica in State, au avut loc procese si de la motive mult, MULT mai putin rezonabile, cum ar fi o femeie care a pus mana pe o cafea fierbinte si care a avut castig de cauza pentru ca pe cafea,adica pahar, nu scria fierbinte.Nici langa acel canal nu scria "Aveti grija", "Atentie", "Pericol", absolut nimic.Insa, Universitatea poate lasa grijile deoparte, nu dau in judecata pe nimeni, oricum din cate am inteles nu am fost singurul care a patit-o si ce rost are sa-mi pun toata Universitatea in cap, nu de alta, dar raman in facultatea aia pana se inscriu si nepotii mei si-si rup gatul prin canale neamenajate.A, si tot multumita Universitatii Cuza, a trebuit sa pierd si vreo 3 ore pe la Spiridon sa ma vada un ortoped pentru o consultatie care nu a durat mai mult de 5-10 minute.

Multumesc Universitatea Cuza mai specific facultatea de Litere pentru bucuriile pe care mi le oferiti zi de zi.(Posibila prezenta sarcasmului).
P.S. Va atasez si 2 poze cu una din contuzii si gura de canal.

Life

What is life?

Well I imagine life something like this. There is a big white room with no walls in sight and a big brick wall going from one side to another with no limitations, wall of great heights. And all you do is push that wall hoping that you might break it or make a hole, because behind that wall are your hopes and your dreams, your happiness, and it’s not like you can jump over or try and go around it, all you can do is push. The sad thing is that others try their whole life to even make a dent and do not succeed, while others manage to make a small hole and see through the other side, but still cannot reach what is behind the wall. Some people, do not know how, do not know why, or maybe I do and I just don’t want to admit it, somehow break that wall, and those are the people who will come and whisper into your ear to keep pushing on, to keep trying , the end of it is in sight, that you will succeed, people like family, friends, some you don’t even know, your girl and so on, the thing is that each wall differs, one wall can be tougher than another, and yet they still feel entitled to give you advice, because they either keep pushing their walls blindly or because they had help and yet think you can do it on your own. Others thrived by having certain skills and qualities ,virtues maybe, some maybe had other people break their walls, because for the human kind, using people isn’t a brand new  notion and it does happen.

And you push that wall, and you push, and you push, and from time to time, bits and pieces might arise behind that wall just to keep you going, just to give a very small idea what can lie behind it just to keep you pushing, but in the end most of us DIE and leave our frustrations and limitations to the younger generation, so they can keep pushing the same wall with maybe the same results, with no end in sight.

The question is: Do I keep pushing?

 

La mall, fata

Se intampla uneori sa mai ies si eu din casa si atunci cand o fac, merg in locuri in care nu m-ati prinde nici mort.Un exemplu bun ar fi locatia, Iulius Mall si de ce spun ca nu m-ati prinde nici mort acolo?Pentru ca nu sunt o piz** care isi gaseste un urat cu bani si nici nu am parinti parlamentari, ah si ca sa mai zic una, nu fac videochat sa-mi permit o pereche de pantofi in fiecare saptamana cum facea reclama o anumita firma in Evenimentul.Intamplarea face totusi ca rula un film la Cinema City care se anunta a fi destul de interesant si anume Sherlock Holmes part 2, asa ca imi iau donsoara de brat si cu un coleg care isi ia si el donsoara de brat si mergem la film.Pret bilet?11 lei pentru studenti 14 pentru restul, hai sa zicem pretul filmului nu e asa de rau.Dar ce m-a deranjat pe mine de fapt si de drept?Intru in sala, ma asez, destul de comfortabil scaunele, insa picioarele nicaieri de intins, dupa 2 ore de film, genunchii mei erau blocati cu lacat.Se sting usor luminile si incep cateva reclame, hmm ciudat, nu-mi aduc aminte sa fi platit ca sa vad reclame la cafea si alte rahaturi.Adica eu ce primesc ca va suport reclamele, faceti marketing pe spatele nostru?Cinema Victoria, Cinema Republica, nu am vazut niciodata sa faca asa ceva, da, okay, faceau reclama la filme viitoare ca si Cinema City desigur, insa da la filme inteleg,ca poate vrei sa mai treci sa vezi un film bun, dar reclame la produse romanesti, de ce?Am platit sa vad film nu reclame, chiar daca e si pentru 10 minute, adica acasa cel putin daca se dau reclame la TV pot foarte bine sa ma ridic si sa ma duc sa fumez o tigara, la Cinema, nu, sunt obligat ca 10 minute sa-mi bage in creier ca Maia Morgenstein iubeste nu stiu ce marca de cafea, WTF!!!Si totusi sa nu fiu asa de rau, dar daca baietii de la conducerea Cinema-ului primesc bani fara numar si din incasari si din reclame, de ce naiba nu ieftinesc preturile alea de la magazinul cinematografului.Produsele sunt ridicol de scumpe!!!!!!Inteleg ca e Mall-ul dar totusi aduceti-va aminte unde sunteti, in Romania, nu in PL cu satelitul.Ganditi-va si cat castiga omul obisnuit in Romania, sau un student(daca, castiga).

Oricum ma agit degeaba, insa poate se mai agita si altii langa mine.

P.S. Nu-i asa ca e frumos cand o prostalanca gaseste un prostalan cu bani si cand merg la un film, ea se imbraca de mers la nunta, iar el se imbraca de parca merge la Jogging?Ce conteaza, bani sa fie.