CARS VS WOMEN

Hello, hello. I had some time to kill before going to bed(seeing that is insanely hot) and I was thinking, why do people keep comparing women to cars and vice versa? Not to mention the fact that others treasure their car more than they do their woman. So here are my thoughts on this. First thing's first, how do you obtain a car and how do you obtain a woman? There are numerous ways to obtain both, first and the easiest would be MONEY. If you have a lot of money you can get the car of your dreams, if not so much well then, you'll probably have enough for a car to get you from place to place. The same with women, if you have money, don't worry, they will come to you, or you can find one by going from club to club, as you would with a car from dealer to dealer. Now don't call me misogynistic, you know that such women exist. Moving forward, if you cannot afford to go from club to club, you can go from park to park or pub and most likely you will find a girl will accept your company by buying them a drink rather than expensive jewelry. If money is out of the question whatsoever, you could start participating at different radio contest or shows to maybe win a car, the same way you could win a girl's heart by sweet talking her and complimenting her, basically be a human being not a dick. When you have obtained one or the other they both require maintenance. Not necessarily in the same way, you change a car's oil, you buy your woman something so she knows you still care. Of course there is that other option, where you can rent a car or "rent” a woman. Sure you can save up for 2-3 months and rent a super awesome car, but does it feel the same? Yeah you can brag with it, drive it around, but in the end YOU know it's not yours and you cannot keep it, so you can enjoy the lousy car you can actually get and call it yours or once a year pretend to be something you are not. The same goes for a woman, you can do ALMOST whatever you want with her, you enjoy your time together, but just like the car, how well do you feel when you know that many others have used it before. So you could get a regular girl/woman enjoy your time together in your OWN old cheap car, and make the best with what you got. You can also "pimp" your car as well as you could with a woman. You can get your car a new paint job, or get your girl some new clothes or boobs or ass or rims for your car and so on. Last but not least, you could steal a car and you can "steal" a woman/girl, which is basically kidnapping and then the police will be after you in both cases, so better not get any ideas. These were my thoughts on how cars and women are alike. If you have anything else to add, do it in the comment section.